The 10 Biggest Sex Deal Breakers

The 10 Biggest Sex Deal Breakers 

 

A note to all the gentlemen out there: we want to sleep with you, we really do! But, there are a few things that we just won't stand for when it comes to your bedroom antics. If you're guilty of these offenses, you most definitely won't be getting lucky tonight.
Read on to find out what real women had to say about their worst sex deal breakers.
1. His "Sexy" Costume Seriously Scares You."The creepiest sex deal breaker I have ever experienced was when a guy blindfolded me for a 'birthday surprise' ... and came out in a full body Lycra Spider-Man suit. I screamed and ran out of there so fast!" -Ann, 23
2. His Apartment Décor Creeps You Out."On a chilly night in October, an adorable friend of a friend invited me back to his place after dancing. He was cute, romantic, and really funny. We got to his charming apartment and low and behold-he was into taxidermy. But I'm not talking a stuffed moose. Being that it's New York City and the apartments are small, all he had room for was a stuffed squirrel, lying on his fireplace mantle on its side. Just staring at me. A stuffed squirrel? That's an urban rodent. Who wants to make eye contact with a squirrel when they're having sex? DEALBREAKER. " -Vicky, 35, author of The Russian Drop: Love, Hate, and Revenge in New York City
3. His Sex Soundtrack Is a Theme Song."For some reason, the guy I'm dating and I were talking about TV theme songs while laying in bed. So, before we got intimate, he decided to turn on the theme song to the TV show Laverne and Shirley. I can NOT have sex to the theme song of Laverne and Shirley. It's just not possible. " -Margo, 41
4. His Room Is FILTHY."Last spring I encountered a sexy stranger on the train. We eye-flirted for about six stops until he finally sat across from me. We went for drinks at a local bar. After one too many drinks we went back to his apartment and straight into his bedroom ... which was a WAR ZONE. It was as if I had stepped into the bedroom of a 13-year-old boy who had no friends. Piles upon piles of dirty clothes and video games were laying on and around his dingy twin mattress ... He didn't excuse the mess, he just said 'don't judge me,' as he began removing the clutter from his bed. I was tipsy enough to consider staying until I saw him remove beer bottles and empty fast -food bags from the mattress pile. For a cute hookup I can put up with a lot, but lack of basic cleanliness and hygiene is a serious deal breaker. " 

 

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