THINGS NO ONE TOLD YOU ABOUT SEX (FUN FACTS ABOUT SEX

THINGS NO ONE TOLD YOU ABOUT SEX (FUN FACTS ABOUT SEX 

We're not sure if many parents still do the birds and the bees talk to their kids Read more ... »and if they do, their kids probably know more than them by then anyway, but there are some things about sex that you only learn through practical experience, the things that no one told you. It's not all about dimmed lights, a raging log fire and a perfect night of making love; in fact, sometimes it can be downright hilarious, when things don't go as they should, so here are eight things that you won't find in your basic sex for beginners guide:
1 . It doesn't really last that long
Loving all night long might make for some great song lyrics, but really, do you have that much stamina? For most people, it's quite a swift affair and anyway, you've got work in the morning. Apparently, according to surveys, the average sex session lasts for less than ten minutes, so if you're going into extra time, then thank your lucky stars!
2 . Not all other bodily functions cease during sex
When you're in the midst of passionate abandon, your body can let you down with some little surprises mid coitus, especially after a heavy meal. All that jigging about is sometimes just what your stomach needed to release that bit of trapped wind and it's normally right when things are getting serious. :)
3 . Men just fall asleep afterwards
Don't worry when he rolls over and goes straight to sleep after sex, it's not a callous disregard for your feelings; it's just what men do. It's a natural sign of contentment and satisfaction and his sleepiness is brought on by chemicals released into his body when he ejaculates, so it's perfectly natural, he still loves you.
4 . Things don't always go smoothly
You want things to go smoothly, but sometimes nature needs a little help in the lubrication department. Women Read more ... »of all ages can suffer from dryness, making sex painful and possibly even damaging for the vaginal lining, so it's best to have some lube to hand, just in case.
5 . Sex can be loud, really loud
You think it's just your neighbors that make all that noise? If you were to make a tape of most people's vocalization during sex and then play it back, it would be worth a giggle if nothing else, but some people could be in a rock band, on the decibel scale.
6 . Sex can go wrong
Experiment! That's what all the sex guides advise you should do to keep your sex life interesting. That's OK to a point, but have you ever tried some of those positions? At best, some of them will have you both in fits of giggles, but at worst, they'll have you both in traction. Which one of you will have the courage to call the ambulance to get you untangled again? LOL
7 . Sex can be disappointing
It's not always fireworks, bells ringing and the earth moving; sometimes it's more like a damp squib, than a sky rocket. They don't tell you about the days that, even though that the mind is more than willing, the body just won't cooperate and, try as you might, you end up back downstairs watching the TV.
8 . Practice makes perfect
For most girls, learning how to reach a climax is actually quite a difficult and time consuming task, and your mum certainly never told you about that. It wasn't that long ago the female orgasm was a taboo subject generally, let alone one your mother would give you advice on. The mechanics of sex are fairly straightforward, but getting it right though, takes practice, as well as a loving, caring and unselfish partner.
We hope you find these points somewhat fun and useful. Do you have something to add to this list? Please, feel free to comment in the section below